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It’s Good To Be An American Again

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008
Barack Obama at Grant Park

Finally, it’s good to be an American again. I will no longer be the pariah of gatherings with my European friends or family. I’m not sure how long it will last, but I’ll take it as long as it lasts.

The election gathering at the Red Derby was insane last night. There were all types; the die-hard politico’s, the Obama-cult fans, the garden variety liberal democrats and the remainder were just normal folks swept up in the maelstrom.

Barack Obama at Grant Park

Each time the CNN “Projection” numbers favored Obama to win a state, the resultant screams reminded me of sports fans reacting to their team scoring - of course I was one of them. At one point, a projection showed Obama carrying Virginia, where I had just canvassed 2 days prior in Fredericksburg. Those cheers were cut short and an overwhelming cacophony ensued as the polls closed on the west coast and the magical number of 270 was shattered by a preliminary 297. Everyone was jubilant, some were crying. I was in disbelief.

The walk home was a bit surreal. It felt like a country who’s team had just won the World Cup - car’s were constantly honking horns, people on the streets were smiling, beaming. The cops were out in strength. I heard U St was a mad house. As I passed a man, who was joyously yelling O-B-A-M-A, I pointed out that he’s not Obama anymore, “it’s President Obama now”. He stopped to reflect on it for a second and then continued yelling, except this time the chant was “President O-B-A-M-A”.

Barack Obama at Grant Park

After giving much fundage, making calls for Obama, and canvassing in Red Virginia, you could say I felt like a foot-soldier in Obama’s volunteer army. I was just relieved it was over. Now we can get on to fixing things. Fixing things with a president who posesses a powerful intellect and vision for change. As I put my head on my pillow, my last thoughts were “Thank God”.

Self-mutilations on the rise in Pittsburgh

Saturday, October 25th, 2008
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To be honest, when I first heard about the violent attack on Ashley Todd, I was appalled. Then when I read that she was in Pittsburgh volunteering for McCain, I was a bit less sympathetic but still felt bad about the whole situation. When I SAW her now famous mug shot, all sympathy evaporated into the ether and the rank stench of something fishy filled the immediate vicinity.

That fish was in the shape of a backwards letter B. At first I thought the webmaster had mirrored the image on accident but as her sorry looking grape appeared on more websites, the fishy smell just got stronger. Why in hell would a mugger carve a backward B onto your face? And as an aside, if you were to muster the strength (sic: mania) to mutilate yourself in that fashion, wouldn’t you take great pains to plan it out all very carefully - so as to realize that as you’re at the mirror slicing a letter into your face, that it is a “MIRROR” image and thus reversed. Apparently not. Leave it to a McPalin supporter.

Courtesy of the Smoking Gun

CNN better than The Onion

Monday, July 28th, 2008

It’s pretty slow at work today so I figured I’d take my lunch break to write. So, my work mobile get’s internet and the default news site is CNN. Some of the headlines are examples of responsible and relevant reporting. Other headlines make it look like they’re competing with John Stewart.

For example, today under the Latest News section I found these gems:

I know the latter doesn’t sound funny but the story itself is…and it seems so odd next to very heavy world events like Two blasts rock Istanbul, killing 17 and Karadzic appeal not received by court

I forgot to include this one…now this is some terrifying s#*t. Best quote (from his producer): “To be honest, I don’t know why people are buying these video`s?”…and neither do I?!

Emo Elmo

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008

I’m not really a fan of MAD TV but sometimes they’ve got some funny stuff.